all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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