YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
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