how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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