if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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