U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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