I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Randomize
