Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
we're making bets on your personal life
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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