Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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