About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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