You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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