I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
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