fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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