the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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