i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
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My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
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Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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