Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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