just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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