I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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