yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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