The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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