You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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