the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
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We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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