This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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