An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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