There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
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Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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