Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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