It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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