I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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