Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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