I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
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My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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