I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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