I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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