Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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