So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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