he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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