Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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