But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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