Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
send nudes
from the living room?
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