the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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