Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
How naked do you want me to be?
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