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This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca

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(410): This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca http://tfl.nu/b19s

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fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker

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(917): fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker http://tfl.nu/ivhi

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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.

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(803): I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out. http://tfl.nu/rwiz

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Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?

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(803): Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation? http://tfl.nu/0dba

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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.

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(708): He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS. http://tfl.nu/pf4u

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I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person

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(715): I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person http://tfl.nu/kk0f

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(203): View more from Connecticut

no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.

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(203): no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini. http://tfl.nu/ao12

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(360): View more from Washington

In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip

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(360): In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip http://tfl.nu/ivxr

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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.

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(832): Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories. http://tfl.nu/6x0g

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(303): View more from Colorado

We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences

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(303): We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences http://tfl.nu/lf6j

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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong

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And?

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He melted the stem

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(704): He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong (980): And? (704): He melted the stem http://tfl.nu/v50e

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doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.

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(678): doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life. http://tfl.nu/o38i

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He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.

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(912): He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it. http://tfl.nu/1cfw

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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning

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(336): Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning http://tfl.nu/wjev

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You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.

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I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins

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(678): You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major. (404): I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins http://tfl.nu/kskd

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