my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
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Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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