Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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