If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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