Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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