There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
we should paint friendship bongs
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