Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Found your dick twin last night
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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