margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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