Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I wish my penis had an off switch
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
what day is it and did you see me today?
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My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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