well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
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Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
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So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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