whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
BRING THE BAGELS
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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