yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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