I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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