yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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