...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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