ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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