u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
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I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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