Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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